Description
WEAR THE THING.
You found PLURTZY.
That may have been your first mistake.
The Original Monster Tee features the official PLURTZY creature in its natural state: grinning too hard, staring directly at you, and apparently extremely pleased about whatever is happening.
Bright. Stupid. Slightly threatening. Surprisingly comfortable.
Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to a funeral you weren’t invited to. Wear it while making a series of increasingly questionable decisions. We don’t know your life.
THE PHYSICAL OBJECT
Printed on a soft, lightweight premium jersey tee made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Comfortable enough to wear constantly and durable enough to survive repeated exposure to the outside world.
- Soft 4.2 oz jersey fabric
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colors
- Unisex retail fit
- Side-seamed construction to help it keep its shape
- Shoulder taping for added durability
- Ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label
- High-quality full-color print
- Available in multiple sizes and colors
KEEP IT ALIVE
Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
Iron on medium heat if you absolutely must.
Do not dry clean.
Individual shirt colors/fabric blends may vary slightly.
PLURTZY
You were going to buy a normal shirt.
Look what happened.
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