Description
FLUSH TO ASCEND. 🚽💩👁️
Enlightenment has never been this convenient.
A mysterious cosmic eye. A smiling turd suspended in the heavens. One ordinary toilet standing between you and a higher plane of existence.
You know what to do.
This PLURTZY tee turns spiritual awakening into the cover of a completely deranged early-’80s video game. With worn vintage artwork, psychedelic space, neon horizons, and enough sacred bathroom imagery to confuse both mystics and plumbers, FLUSH TO ASCEND is for anyone ready to leave their earthly burdens behind.
No meditation required.
No guru required.
Just jiggle the handle if necessary.
THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Breathable everyday fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Side seams and shoulder taping help maintain shape
- Vibrant DTG/DTF printed artwork
- Tear-away label
- *Fiber content varies for some Heather/Athletic colors
KEEP IT FRESH
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
FLUSH. ASCEND. REPEAT.
PLURTZY!
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