KEEP GOING! I’m Almost There — PLURTZY Retro Arcade Tee

Description

KEEP GOING! 🍆💦🍑🫦

Motivational? Absolutely. Appropriate? Debatable.

This PLURTZY tee looks like somebody found a forbidden early-’80s video game about eggplants, peaches, lips, mysterious splashing fluids, and the importance of perseverance.

There is no deeper meaning.

Please stop looking for one.

Featuring gloriously over-the-top retro arcade artwork, cosmic fruit, neon grids, and the encouraging words KEEP GOING / I’M ALMOST THERE, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage weirdness, dumb jokes, and shirts that become significantly worse the longer you look at them.

Wear it to:
the arcade, the bar, the grocery store, awkward family gatherings, or anywhere else that could benefit from an enormous wet eggplant.

THE SHIRT

• Bella+Canvas 3001
• Soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton*
• Breathable everyday fit
• Classic crew neckline
• Side seams and shoulder taping help maintain shape
• Vibrant DTG/DTF printed artwork
• Tear-away label
• *Fiber content varies for some Heather/Athletic colors

KEEP IT FRESH
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t dry clean.

KEEP GOING.
PLURTZY!